- So you are a distant related to the family next door, are you? - Yes, their dog is our dog's brother! ****************

Mum: What are you doing son? Boy: Writing my brother a letter. Mum: That's a lovely idea, dear, but why are you writing so slowly? Boy: Because he can't read very fast! ***************

- Why did your brother ask your father to sit in the freezer? - Because he wanted an ice-cold pop! ************

- Why does your sister wear a life jacket in bed? - Because she sleeps on a waterbed!